Adam Sandler Lenny Feder Kevin James Eric Lamonsoff Chris Rock Kurt McKenzie David Spade Marcus Higgins Salma Hayek Pinault Roxanne Chase-Feder Maya Rudolph Deanne McKenzie Maria Bello Sally Lamonsoff Nick Swardson Nick Steve Buscemi Wiley Colin Quinn Dickie Bailey Tim Meadows Malcom Shaquille O'Neal Officer Fluzoo Jon Lovitz Squats Fitness Janitor Georgia Engel Mrs. Lamonsoff Alexander Ludwig Braden Peter Dante Officer Dante Oliver Hudson Kyle Allen Covert Hippie Teacher Steve Austin Tommy Cavanugh Milo Ventimiglia Frat Boy Milo Jake Goldberg Greg Feder Cameron Boyce Keithie Feder Ada-Nicole Sanger Donna Lamonsoff Frank Gingerich Bean Lamonsoff Morgan Gingerich Bean Lamonsoff Nadji Jeter Andre McKenzie China Anne McClain Charlotte Mackenzie Kaleo Elam Ronnie Mackenzie Cheri Oteri Penny Ellen Cleghorne Mary Fluzoo Dan Patrick Gym Teacher Halston Sage Nancy Arbuckle Ebony Jo-Ann Mama Ronzoni Norm Crosby Kmart Employee Melanie Hutsell Kmart Mother Dennis Dugan Dr. Larry Jonathan Loughran Robideaux Jackie Sandler Tardio's Wife Sadie Sandler Tardio's Daughter Sunny Sandler Tardio's Daughter Chris Berman The Great Renaldo Richie Minervini Principal Tardio Kris Murrell Beefcake Kitty Patty Ross Pizza Delivery Woman Aly Michalka Bikini Girl Savannah Paulina Gretzky Bikini Girl Daisy Kamil McFadden Bumpty Alex Poncio Duffy Andy Samberg Male Cheerleader Jorma Taccone Male Cheerleader Bobby Moynihan Male Cheerleader Akiva Schaffer Male Cheerleader Taran Killam Male Cheerleader Paul Brittain Male Cheerleader Erin Heatherton Ginger (Head Cheerleader) Patrick Schwarzenegger Frat Boy Cooper David Henrie Frat Boy Jared Sandler Frat Boy Chris Titone Frat Boy Jimmy Tatro Frat Boy Billy Concha Assistant Football Coach Taylor Lautner Frat Boy Andy (uncredited) Will Forte Male Cheerleader (uncredited)