Drake Bell Dragonfly Sara Paxton Jill Johnson Christopher McDonald Lou Landers Leslie Nielsen Uncle Albert Adams Kevin Hart Trey Marion Ross Aunt Lucille Ryan Hansen Lance Landers Keith David The Chief of Police Brent Spiner Dr. Strom Robert Joy Dr. Hawking Jeffrey Tambor Dr. Whitby Ryan Stiles Blaine Riker Nicole Sullivan Julia Riker Regina Hall Mrs. Xavier Craig Bierko Wolverine (scenes deleted) Richard Tillman Leg-Shaving Wolverine Simon Rex The Human Torch Dan Castellaneta Carlson Eric Artell Sneezo Pamela Anderson Invisible Girl Miles Fisher Tom Cruise Brian Carpenter Matthews Vincent Larusso Bank Robber Michael Papajohn "Gimme your wallet" Anna Osceola "Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan" Rod McLachlan Actual Editor John Getz Lunatic Editor Charlene Tilton Jill's Mother Jenica Bergere "Mr. Landers!" Byrne Offutt Reporter Ed Vic Polizos Undertaker Daryl J. Johnson "Well, an old guy did get shot over there" Kent Shocknek News Anchor Amanda Carlin Principal Kurt Fuller Bank Loan Officer Ian Patrick Williams King of Sweden Steve Monroe Nerdy Dragonfly Ajay Mehta Convenience Store Owner James Lew Shaolin Monk (uncredited) Thomas Rosales Jr. Bandit in Alley (uncredited)